Gerard: But I like Teen Spirit.
Ray: What the fuck is with you, dude? It's Secret all the way.
*tinkle tinkle tinkle*
Mikey: Your mom gave you roast beef AGAIN? Your mom sucks ass, Frankie.
Ray: She's also really bad in bed.
Gerard: *thinking to himself* Mom knows I hate pudding.
Gerard: EVERYONE RIVERDANCE!!!
Gerard: *singing* WHY DO BIRDS SUDDENLY APPEAR EVERYTIME...*punch*
Gerard: IS THAT A SQUIRREL?! HI LITTLE SQUIRREL!
Ray: Mmm, popcorn flavored.
Frankie: Okay it's one part peepee to two parts Sierra Mist...
Frankie: *in his mind* Mmm, tastes like lemonade...
Gerard: This is my snake, Sidney. *hisssssss*
Frankie: OMFG I'M THE AVON LADY, DO YOU WANT SOME EYESHADOW?!?!?!?!!?
Frankie: Oh yeah, she wants my eyeshadow.
Frankie: Is that mascara?
Frankie: *leaning in* Hmm...looks like Chanel...
Mikey: Okay kiddies, this is crosswalk safety lesson one.
Mikey: Look right...
Mikey: ...then left.
Ray: Hmm...60 Ways to Please Your Man...
Gerard: *singing* I see London, I see France, oh my god, I'm not wearing underpants
LMFAO @ Mikey's fighting stance.
Gerard: Hey Frankie! There should be dancing in our next video!